FROM the development of AI TO its fulfillment in SELF PROGRAMMING WETWARE
GUIDANCE SYSTEMS HAVE COME A LONG WAY
CAN NOW OFFER TO ALL LAZY HOMEOWNERS OUR AMAZING COMPUTER GUIDED LAWN MOWER
AND TRIMMER WITH AUTO START, SELF PROGRAMMING, SELF FUELING, 1 HP,
MODEL X43822J, COMPLETELY MADE IN THE USA FOR OUR
JULY FORTH SALE PRICE OF $18,599 and up
(THAT’s 25% OFF FOR THE WHOLE MONTH SALE!)
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Never Mow or Trim Your Lawn Again!
FOR THE WHOLE Month of July 4 get our hippophile's special "No Mo’ Trimmin’ ’ Fertillizin’" work horse and save 25% over our regular price during the July Sale. Thought the miracle of modern computer science, all your lawn and field work can be done in a fully automatic beast like this is. It is a fully automated and programmable 1 hp lawn trimmer. But do not worry about the programming. It comes that way and will retrain itself to your surroundings before the first hour is up. A dream come true for any busy homeowner.
The biggest features are it ability to manufacture its own fuel from the grass clippings and what comes out the exhaust is not on the EPA banned list. It is free fertilizer for your lawn and garden. Just place your automow in the area you want done and it will start automatically as soon as you leave the area. Then you can sit back and marvel at the beautiful design of your automoor go off and enjoy another fifth of tonif it and forget it. Relax in your easy chair as it does all the lawn work. Trimming, sweeping and fertilizing are things of the past with this self propelled, computer controlled trimmer. Full Specifications are at the bottom of this page.
This highly efficient and fully automated 1 hp lawn trimmer, edger and fertilizer can be yours for under $19,000 AND UP and its always f.o.b. at RoadRunner of Tucson. Our bio-trimmer automo comes fully equipped with a complete training manual for programming the thing but the new models just come with it because people like to read the Chinese translation of the Sanskrit translation of the French original to the English version printed in Madrid with very little ink due to the berry squeezers that make the base for the ink used in the presses to print the mowers instruction book went on strike in support of the union that works for the the bakery switching to inorganic ink in their advertising from a inorganic INK competitor printer of the printer they sell the berry juice to ink company the when their workers found out that the pencils they use to mark up the pre-print copy contained thirty-five california known carcinogen's edging and fertilizing functions. the on-board computer is one of our latest with a fully developed set of software. We do not sell any of the Beta versions like the Hyracotherium our competitors sell, it is the result of over 55 million years of extensive research and development. Our model can give you up to 25 to 35 years of excellent service, after which it is fully biodegradable and may afford you with a federal tax credit (some models do not qualify, contact the EPA for details).
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Simple Set-up: Just place the our July is free package. of enough wire, insulators and energizer to cover 1/4 acre of lawn, field, swamp or whatever you want mowed but the posts are not included. Posts, additional wire, insulators and clips are available at every Lowe's, Tractor Supply and Home Depot in town and in all areas of the country. It always puzzles me why anyone in Tucson would need such a huge mower for the two by ten plot of grass but, when they come in and sit near one and finish that fifth of tonic it is like love at first sight and that is the time we take them to the on site insurance agent and business manager to finalize the sale. around the areas you wish to have automatically trimmed and fertilized, place the tool within the fence and that's it. Sets up in just a few minutes after the posts are in place and will stay in place for years to come. Our free installation kit containing a 110 volt energizer, posts, insulators and enough wire for 1/4 acre. Normally Sold Separately for $103.98 but free during the month of July. This kit will control up to 2 acres with additional poles and wire and is very easy to install with the sturdy insulating clips supplied. Our energizer comes with a 2 yr warranty and runs on just pennies a day. Weight: about 1½ lbs. Dimensions: 3½"x6"x2".
Trimmer Specifications and Installation Drawing.
- Length: 107 inches
- Width: 37 inches
- Height: 16 hands
- Weight: Approximately 1,300 pounds
- Fuel: N/A this model is self fueling
ORDER WITHIN THE NEXT THREE HOURS and we will include a nylon harness with leather head band and a custom hoof pick with every order.