PRELIMINARY MENU — July 4, 2019 See № 1
Brilliant Choice! You have reached the only Conniption Control Center within 6,921 miles. How will you be paying today cash credit or insurance? We have found hiring socialists for Our Customer Service Department Conniption Control Section is the best way to say we care for the occasional one who comes here. Like you they don’t give a rats tail for any ones opinions but they know we have armed Aryan Brotherhood as our secret police (just like they have in all socialist countries) to give the socialists a feeling of home care. They will insure our representatives are keeping up to our expectations of how a socialist cares about any problem but their own by concealing their identity and pretending to be a co-workers on the phone lines just like home.
All of our customer service representatives are busy with other clients. ALERT! Pressing the disconnect button will loose your position in the queue.
All of our customer service representatives are busy with other Clients.